About Tazi

Meow of hello! My name is Tazi-Kat (aka El Gato Negro), and I am a former stray. I coerced my human to take me in looking at her with "Puss in Boots" eyes. She now feeds me daily, pampers me excessively, and keeps my litter-box clean in return for my allowing her to sleep on the king-sized bed she likes to call "hers".  You humans are so silly!  As for why you should take advice from a cat: Have YOU ever seen a feline's domestic tranquility put to the test over the position of the toilet-seat lid? Cats lives are simpler, and humans could learn a thing or two from us.

Personal Interests: My absolute hero is Puss, from Puss in Boots! I also enjoy napping, playing, eating, and world domination through the planned subjagation of the human race. (Oops! I meant curling up on a good warm lap!).

Favorite Movies: Puss in Boots, Cats and Dogs, Cats and Dogs Part II: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, Garfield: The Movie, and Must Love Dogs.

Favorite Music: The sound of my Mommie's voice calling my name, the sound of my cat cereal being poured into my bowl.

Favorite Books: Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, by T.S. Eliot; The Cat Who...series by Lilian Jackson Braun; The Joe Grey Mysteries, by Shirley Rousseau Murphy, and my OWN eBook Tails From Ask Tazi: Past Missives of Great Import, Volume 1.

You can write to me by email at tazikat@yahoo.com. All letters become the property of Ask Tazi!, a KimKat Publication. For Entertainment Purposes Only.